i would jump through a flaming hoop
i would dump any dame its true
i would fight muhammud ali in a cage in his hey day just for you
i would eat a bowl full of glass locked in a room with deadly gas
go back in time to world war 2 with a tattoo star yellin im a jew
i would be chinese in nanking//in 1937 get raped and attacked by the japs//
and die if you say youll be mine in heave
i would take christs place on the cross, theyd call me juicy jesus
id tell them all that i want your love thats all, fuck believin
i would dive into volcanos run headfirst into flames yo
i would die commit suicide and burn myself alive if you say no
kick a bear in his fuckin nuts kill a mare and hump its guts
ove dogs but id whack a sack of puppies with a bat just for your love
id resurrect mother teresa, and then revoke her visa
hire a hooker named lisa to beat her to death with a frozen pizza
id do a rain dance for us, id sing a stupid chorus
something about how id cut down an entire forest
just to build you and i cabin
id straight up say fuck rappin
id rip my voice box out and give it to you wrapped in satin
id fight the devil himself kill santa and his elves
id cut off my newborns feet and pickle them in a jar on a shelf
id banish all the balrogs, id eradicate every dragon
id be your alpha dog steal that ring from frodo baggins
id set myself up in a sting, id cut off my dingaling
id find the deafest dumbest kid in the world and id make him sing
id trek straight into mordor jump out a window on the fourth floor
id run back and forth in the hall in front of everyone in a bra and short shorts
id break all 2 of my legs id even lay a golden egg
id give you anything be your plaything watch me beg
id bomb an elementary school, dress like a fag pretend its cool
id be your fuckin fool, juggling knives and powertools
id be your special key, lemme get up in your chest
id give all my treasure just let me suck on dembreasts
ill cut out a monkeys heart use his blood to make funky art
ill break every single law, and break my jaw just to be a part
even if ur twat were giant, and u had a clit like chyna
id never not be trying to get up in ur huge vagina
id even exercise get a job and stop eating fries
id stop tellin lies and praying for cthulhu to rise
id strap you down cut out the part of your brain that doesnt want me
id kill ya dead and make sweet love to your rotting body
what im trying to say is for you id do a multitude of stuf
ask me anything i will do everything for your love