flyin free, straight into a mess, high on e please no sobriety test 4 cops road block got meth, no stop waved on thank god, deep breath dont stress, on benzos 8 bars of xanax 8 more bars this tard start to panic sixteen high on amphetamine need 3 shots or its dark times ahead of me fits me gonna need alot of a steam cant be runnin 2 trains on one fifth of beam it hits deep, like a wedge in the sand on a ledge tryin to reason with a man less fucked in the head reconsider would ya please step down, heres a gun, be considerate not littering the ground ping pong ching chong im a strong chinaman, but lost all my balls on the way to japan, ohayo gozaimas on a bus to ohio trustin sluts with my mind blown day glo lights in my vision too high? no make my own jack got a whole grain silo huff gasoline outta black plastic bags like a little thai child with a glue stained rag tippin on heavy check the weight scale, chase the dragon decked out in platemail i am astonished a bionic chronic, get the runs johnny walker colonic and then the box spins too many locked in toxins writing down a kill list read to me by teddy ruxpin oh no, that man is con a downward spiral cant handle his own life cycles man he fucking stinks god knows, our friend is on a downward spiral you carryin anything? fuck it, lets have another drink. here comes the caine sniffer drunk on a fifth of grain liqour/ never pay a stripper for sex up stays the zipper correct/ shes like hey mister love me some painkillers/ i got a pill splitter this shits got no filler/ shift the blame lift the brain sniffin on that stain lifter/ opi- ate in the vein zoned out a ok skipper!/ ole we're away to LA tanqueray gettin baked/ outta state better days on layaway/ i got a better reason i want your nether regions i didnt think itd be cold we need a weather beacon and when we fight the deacons wont duck a second legion preaching to the reaper says stay tuned for the second season red stag grippin on a clip got the lead mag heads bagged in stacks packed next to the toe tags warfare swords flair deep in the wyrm lair many men go in but nobodys comin outta there keep fuckin thriving squint through the glare deep dungeon diving a dick dunkin dare hallucinations delusion-occassion aly beyond my station ill be waiting patiently fruits of my labor the nextdoor neighbors bring me a pie made of cyanide and lasers jackin the one with information sick in the sun with accolades fulla champagne machinations and backinaway with the hors d'oeuvre tray proposin a toast to what is mine toast the rest at the end of the line

i would jump through a flaming hoop i would dump any dame its true i would fight muhammud ali in a cage in his hey day just for you i would eat a bowl full of glass locked in a room with deadly gas go back in time to world war 2 with a tattoo star yellin im a jew i would be chinese in nanking//in 1937 get raped and attacked by the japs// and die if you say youll be mine in heave i would take christs place on the cross, theyd call me juicy jesus id tell them all that i want your love thats all, fuck believin i would dive into volcanos run headfirst into flames yo i would die commit suicide and burn myself alive if you say no kick a bear in his fuckin nuts kill a mare and hump its guts ove dogs but id whack a sack of puppies with a bat just for your love id resurrect mother teresa, and then revoke her visa hire a hooker named lisa to beat her to death with a frozen pizza id do a rain dance for us, id sing a stupid chorus something about how id cut down an entire forest just to build you and i cabin id straight up say fuck rappin id rip my voice box out and give it to you wrapped in satin id fight the devil himself kill santa and his elves id cut off my newborns feet and pickle them in a jar on a shelf id banish all the balrogs, id eradicate every dragon id be your alpha dog steal that ring from frodo baggins id set myself up in a sting, id cut off my dingaling id find the deafest dumbest kid in the world and id make him sing id trek straight into mordor jump out a window on the fourth floor id run back and forth in the hall in front of everyone in a bra and short shorts id break all 2 of my legs id even lay a golden egg id give you anything be your plaything watch me beg id bomb an elementary school, dress like a fag pretend its cool id be your fuckin fool, juggling knives and powertools id be your special key, lemme get up in your chest id give all my treasure just let me suck on dembreasts ill cut out a monkeys heart use his blood to make funky art ill break every single law, and break my jaw just to be a part even if ur twat were giant, and u had a clit like chyna id never not be trying to get up in ur huge vagina id even exercise get a job and stop eating fries id stop tellin lies and praying for cthulhu to rise id strap you down cut out the part of your brain that doesnt want me id kill ya dead and make sweet love to your rotting body what im trying to say is for you id do a multitude of stuf ask me anything i will do everything for your love

hey. you. get off my cloud i tend to get claustrophic when im in a crowd and that is why when i shoot it up i shoot alone get off of my lawn or i will put two in your dome don't tread on me, i'm a rattle snake i got a 38 and a couple metal stakes dracula nothin, im a chupacabra 3 odd 6 turnin quick like my chakra dont wanna see the nexus between my solar plexus and my head it is redder than the whole state of texas the spokes on my hub the color of your blood a brother of the mud where you go when i'm done don't fight on the street i am at the shootin range sir when dead rise to feet one bullet in the chamber lord of bolt action, zappin norseman, thor pull back my pistol hammer smak screaming mjollnorr this is my theme song i wrote it this morning i am surgeon general dont ignore my warning i head icu, intensive care unit i see you staring there best avert your gaze human we'll patch up your wounds and pump your weak stomach we're full of alcohol but we dont deal with dumb shit if you wanna join us better have some big testicles applications in my office im the surgeon general don't try to come near? im on the highest tier brain damaged as a kid and now i feel no fear action through inaction i let you hang yourself fuck the kkk you aint needin any help my foresight is your kind within a fortnight fallin my fight forthright your plight lies in forestallin and forthwick i kick shit like taekwondo nitwit fuck breakin bricks i eliminate pricks dick, shit bricks raise a buildin knock it down then rebuild it chi flow in and out then i hilt it cuz i killed it poundin so hard you think your speakers are glitchin handin so much ass i'm like an ass soup kitchen destroyer deployer of 5 rings stop bitchin no time for chattin and gigglin this man is on a mission im top chef lick it my dick is delicious get back to the kitchen and wash dem dirty dishes. this is my theme song i wrote it this morning i am surgeon general dont ignore my warning i head icu, intensive care unit i see you staring there best avert your gaze human we'll patch up your wounds and pump your weak stomach we're full of alcohol but we dont deal with dumb shit if you wanna join us better have some big testicles applications in my office im the surgeon general ill die high burnin in the battlefield math einstein fine wine turnin gold into trash to hell with king midas i'm roamin like titus anyone that fights us gonna die to the righteous i'm creepin in ya village and marrying the virgins cuttin off the penises of men i am surgeon in you intravenous intensive care unit i see you animals defensive fear humans worry not we be superior species not rollin like you piggies in the wet dirty feces pla yit classy, i'm chillin at the theater a little trashy interior is alligator im a chip off the ol block rip rest in peace to your bitch , she had some child bearin hips hour glass figure sand fallin slowly im the man sprinkle dust in your eyes leave u OD family mourning pretending you were something youhad the ball but you were all thumbs fumbling we castrate traitors boss knows you were squirelly try to run with my bowl, now you're more lost than hurley end up girly, chemical retaliation never be an optimist keep cynical imagination.

Surgeon General: sluggin down coffee, straight black no creamer unfiltered cigarettes digestive tract speeder in the beamer so high oh i feel her jump out the ride family guy, cleveland steamer turnin silent girls into worlds best screamers everytime i try to leave her begs for me to ream her she runs between freak and dealer needle back to keeper in a blizzard doesnt matter singin lynyrd skynyrd freeturd shes a fecal vulture feening for that people sulphur meth cant compare to methane famous anus culture its her perogative call her bobby brown with this fetish i was gassed but alas i been found chest is where my mound lies, very little downtime churning out cowpies burning out my browneye shes walks the talk even when shes got the runs im her number 2 and shes my number one Dr. Phil: toilet paper nipples bitch i stipple your tits i pop a cunts cherry like some fucking pimples and zits theres no limit to this, it's cause these matters are fecal i drop some diesel in my deuce then drop a deuce in your diesel this is poop you silly bitch known as urine the sequel better hush for this royal flush cause i aint heard of an equal then splat like a beetle-- a windy city chili dog a log so fat no doubt will leave your titties clogged you might find it really odd and you probably bout to gag a shit storm comin ripped up colostomy bags fuck all that glitters, cause im the anti-king midas g, slicin up that sternum first so you're gettin hepatits c drop your hands dont block the doodoo butter, arent you damned you got a cuckoo lover, poop on your chest so fresh yo word to mother, better understand you dealin with some sick motherfuckers

in the back of the classroom in a raccoon hat like overexcited raising a tattooed hand the answer to the equation is only asians do math sir and i'll need these skills as much as an early heart attack sir red eyes and heavy eyelids, search for my assignment,you know i didnt do it lets pretend i cant find it always kinda awkward when i used this line, failed to shock her at like the 50th time sequence of events of a kid that just got by, the genius on psych meds with a twinkle in his eye the rambunctious disruption with combative replies, the mess of a teachers pet with made up facts and dumb lies the fuck up, the suck up, with potential to shine, mr gimme a chance and from now on ill try come to school just for lunch and a giant cup of lemonade ill leave whenever i want i got legs what am i in second grade? dont miss highschool but i miss goin home going to class then goin home theres nothing better than gettin out of class grabbin a bag and goin home then to band where i would forget my clarinet embarrased to play it lets face it its fairy shit back then it made me anxious now i laugh at the memory the unbalanced history of the untalented kenny g send me to kahi mohala give em therapy tax dollas at work school sytem takes care of me makin me talk to an old lady filled with pity that wants to give me tips on how to be a fuckin hippy just nod and smile and pretend its all profound like everything depends on what i just learned now like somehow i went through life missing the key and this state employees discussion illuminated me even PE was always a disaster i refuse to dress out and be your fuckin hamster i dont like basketball i aint black, sue me, i dont play games where i always end up losing dont miss highschool but i miss goin home going to class then goin home theres nothing better than gettin out of class grabbin a bag and goin home

the introduction isnt really that important begin it a with phrase that you would say at a door step something like hello miss i demand you let me in force her to listen up if she wont listen just begin fuck beginnings lets just jump to the middle trophy winning and dumb luck but only when you were little sweaty palms gripping on a fistfull of skittles tasting nothing but the rainbow full of shits and giggles like you ran the gammet of colors on your block green with envy of other kids toy box red with rage when they wouldnt shut the noise off smashed em in the face they were white with shock never really blue unless you were holding your breath until the anxiousness as pitch black as death then you'd find yourself with an empty box of crayons missed the chance to get your play on and its just another day gone grow a little older sick of other motherfuckers sometimes colder than an iceroad trucker tires spinning quickly balder than hitchcock this vertigo is for the birds these little hos can kick rocks and when they do i hope they stub their little toesies why was i so angry? quit being so nosy. maybe its the ritalin they gave me in fourth grade staying up on stimulants and watching horror for days up all night channeling 1 8 USA, elvyras tittes dangling beggin me to stay zombies vampires and sex filled thrillers couple comedies the rest was all filler commies fighting teenagers and teenage killers wait for mom to go to sleep hit the fridge for millers stealin cigarettes from the pack in the freezer, smokin in the stairwell laugh at the sleepers fast forward this tape to like 13, gettin bored of the same shit i immersed me in weed weed weed weed weed weed, smoking weed, burning weed, learning weed. concerned with weed searching for weed, kush hindu i just turned into weed. vulgar spreads of pot on my walls instead of girls no vulvas heads or cooters on my balls just swirls of smoke lifting up to a cacophony of coughs choking and feeling like a rocket lifting off speed was my gateway drug to marijuana id probably still be angry if it werent for the ganja they wanted to get in my mind and pull apart my past told them take their questions and stuff em up their ass keeping hope undying high on dope is fighting lions vultures kill this cultures island need my milk for ultra violence

two birds with one stone this is chapter one disturbed and alone ever since the act was done this songs about the day i fucked up and multitasked this wrong decision undid their living haunts my future from the past i was walking along a little drunk'n crunkin and i heard a birdy makin sound without even thinkin i shifted my vision grippin a stone and turned around and with a flick my wrist and my freakishly strong arm i hit two innocent beaks head on i meant no harm i literally killed two birds with one stone ya heard but it aint all its cracked up to be i feel pain for the birds those birds aint dirt their real life birds ya heard? stop attacking animals with rocks just stop killin birds i once shot a pellet at a bird but i meant to miss it hit the bird in its feathered tits and it flopped around and bitched i felt so bad for the creature i think i almost cried i said oh lord release her and popper two more in her eye im a life taker, straight erasing double doves i know the savior takes care of birdys up above i literally killed two birds with one stone ya heard but it aint all its cracked up to be i feel pain for the birds those birds aint dirt their real life birds ya heard? stop attacking animals with rocks just stop killin bird

mother i learned something today nothing is earned and nobody pays its why you got hurt and burnt by the flames return to the dirt its safe in the grave hey remember that time before the confusion when my little mind was full of delusion when you and i sang and skipped or whatever its vague and im probably remembring it beter than how it was but now its done the ash to dust your crazy son is at it again, swimming in pity dodging his friends, hating the pretty dimming the light and upping the shitty hiding in caves away from the city folk droppin in and pokin and proddin i jokin and grinnin agreeing and noddin those folk could choke i swear to god im poison oak and proned to rot stay far away babe im rantin and raving panting and saying im this close to caving walls the pavement everything shaking aint makin the grade and my ego is failing teri is vacant and very irate in a way you could say he is probably breaking breakin into song and dance on occasion anything to paint away the grey and hatred it could be worse i could be worse wont to be first to go berserk into the hearse down in the dirt we'll be together action something this fat kid is lacking stagnant tar pit retarded reactions and hardly the card that id like to play but far more alarming is the absence of faith hackin away at me gee golly gosh hes fallin i'm bawling lost in the sauce running out of motivation even to drink run down slowly draining seeking two wings down in the gutter spit other shit haunts you wish i had a brother or a sister to talk to shocked at the weight of the shackles on my legs i put em on myself and theyre so well made